Evilish Missions

Name: Dragon’s Need Gold Too
Rank: A
Custom Or generic: Generic
Participants: Akatsuki or Missing Nin (B Rank +)

Objective
Primary: Extort a suitably large amount of gold to add to the Dragon’s horde from indigenous population of the Bear Country

Secondary: Leave a lasting impression of the dragons power in the minds of the villagers to ensure they give generously in the future

Description: A Dragon by the named of Po who is living in the Bear Country has come under hard times. Being a somewhat fat and lazy creature it’s finding increasingly hard work collecting suitable amounts gold to add to its burgeoning horde. It’s just too much effort extorting the bullion personally so he’s been resorting to using cardboard cut outs of himself and the odd firework to cower them while he sits at home watching TV. It appears however they are catching on and Po’s worried that they are beginning to lose fear of him. He would sort this out personally but he’s a big fan of day time TV and doesn’t want to leave his well appointed cavern. In this light you have been hired to extort the gold for him with your village getting a generous share of the loot. He’s offered bonus if you put the fear of god into them so he can continue to munch on deep fried sheep and watch Jeri Spraenka all day for some time to come. Warning: Any attempts to harm the dragon, other then being highly foolish will invalidate the contract and cause the mission to be automatically failed.

ETFC 1 Week

Name: Darklord’s Downtime
Rank: B
Custom Or generic: Generic
Participants: Akatsuki or Missing Nin (B Rank +)

Objective
Primary: Escort the Dark Lord Meltkz safely from Sea to Moon for his holiday and ensure no would be heroes spoil the trip

Secondary: Don’t let a single hero get within 50ft of the tired dark lord

Description: Dark Lord’s tend to get bad raps and Lord Meltkz is no exception. As the tyrannical evil overlord of a very small part of the Sea Country he has led his tiny empire of evil in a constant war against every country without a standing army. The affairs of Meltkz have largely been ignored by the Shinobi world or indeed by pretty much everyone who consider him just another petty wanna be daimyou leading a paltry army of bad trained samurai whose claiming to evil powers extends as far as wearing black studded armour. Lord Meltkz commonly claims to have dark powers and often uses gunpowder to enhance the pretence. Of late this has become a problem as the local Daimyou has actually been taken in and got unnecessarily worried. He has hired skilled Iwa shinobi to eliminate him before he can use his supposed dark power. They will most likely strike when he takes the family (wife and two toddlers) on holiday to Moon. You have been hired to see to his safety and ensure his calm relaxing break away from evil insane tyranny is not disturbed. You will recognise him by his Bemuda shirt and bright orange shorts

ETFC 2 Weeks

Name: Crushing the Rebellion
Rank: A
Custom Or generic: Generic
Participants: Akatsuki or Missing Nin (B Rank +)

Objective
Primary: Crush the rebellion forming against the Daimyou of the Bird Country

Secondary: Kill the Rebel leader

Description: You have been hired to crush a small rebellion in the Bird Country. The Daimyou is perfectly in his rights to tax them into poverty if he chooses to and to burn the thatch of the huts when they refuse to pay. Okay maybe he should have let them out of the houses at the time but the Daimyou’s will is law and they should no better. A local shepherd come hero, the brave and popular Zabu has led a small band of farmer in protest against the vast taxes. You are to show them the mercy of the Daimyou by relieving them permanently of their tax burden by slaughtering the rebels. If possible kill their heroic leader and crush what little hope remains in them.

ETFC 2 Weeks

Approved