Saint Akatsuki
Posts : 272 Join date : 2010-04-20
| Subject: The Start of Something WONDERFUL! Wed Feb 16, 2011 12:14 am | |
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This is just an excerpt from the beggining of my satire comedy of randomly randomness. Including aspects of real life, Naruto, and the Animorphs book series. Just a preview till the whole thing is done.
“What is that thing mommy” A little, sandy haired boy pointed up at the creature with his free hand while his other clasped tightly to his mothers. The mother in her pink gown straightened up from her hunkered stance and stopped inspecting the various fruits for purchase to see just what her son was getting at.At the sight of it, she got between it and her son, and let out a muffled scream of surprise and nervous tension, not yet sure if she should be afraid. “What am I?! WHAT AM I!” The blue half man half horse said in frustration. “Boy I am an andalite warrior. They call me Marxus Catholion Domshi, but you can call me M.C. Doom boi.” The two just sat there and stared, and the rest of the market place of Konoha seemed to take notice at the random escalation in voices, though for some reason, probably because people are stupid, had not noticed and electric blue centaur with an extra set of eyes on stalks atop his head and a tail with a blade attached walking through their village. Fortunately the people, a Chuninwas nearby who decided he needed to save the day, even though he was unsure if the thing was any threat at all. He was a fresh graduate who was still pretty gung-ho, and so he acted like it. He rushed the andalite with a kunai, only to have the man-horse rear up and hoof kick him in the face, into a nearby stall, and probably next Tuesday to boot. This was a no nonsense horsey. “Do not fuck with M.C. Doom,” he said in a calm and relaxed voice. “Now who runs this joint, I need to see me a leader that can talk some sense and not act the fool up in here.” | |
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